Actual Considered Names of Dwarves in "Snow White"

Scrappy

Hoppy

Weepy

Dirty

Cranky

Sneezy-Wheezy

Hungry

Lazy

Dumpy

Thrifty

Shifty

Nifty

Woeful

Doleful

Wistful

Soulful

Helpful

Awful

Snoopy

Goopy

Gabby (HA!)

Blabby

Silly

Dippy

Graceful

Neurtsy

Sappy

Gloomy

Flabby

Crabby

Daffy

Tearful

Gaspy

Busy

Dizzy

Snappy

Hotsy

Jaunty

Puffy

Strutty

Biggy

Biggy-Wiggy

Biggo-Ego

Chesty

Jumpy

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Wow. Just image how different that movie would have been with Awful, Baldy, Burpy, Chesty, Sleazy, Tipsy, and Soulful... The mind just reels.

Of course, I can't imagine that it would compare in offensiveness to the censored all-Black parody remake of Snow White released in 1943.

I think without question my favorite is Shifty. I don't know why, or how, but that one makes the whole list so much... more...

For those of you too lazy, here's the youtube for Coal Black. It's not only racist, but also anti-midget!